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Toys: Girlfriend's lap pillow
Posted on Nov 13, 2004 - 12:39 PM by zmcnulty
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I'm sure you've seen the Boyfriend's Arm pillow, created by Kameo Corporation. By the way, it looks like they're taking international orders for them now.

Anyway, I've got something worse for you. It's the same concept, but aimed at a different audience altogether. The "Lap Pillow" is best explained by the following pic:


Yeah. "Read more" for a translated interview with the developer.

A pillow called the "Lap Pillow" will be released. It is a pillow imitating a woman's legs made from urethane foam.

Just like I'm sure you understand as you look at the picture, this product has quite an impact. Although it's a pillow, it's wearing a skirt. Not just any skirt -- a tight miniskirt, even.

I went to ask the seller of this product, Trane Corporation (translator's note: not related to Trane of America, famous for air conditioners), why and how this product was created.

-A lap pillow o­n the reception table

Without warning, there was a lap pillow o­n top of the reception table as if to say "welcome." I took a business card that was next to the lap pillow. This is a first for me.

Just looking at this "Lap Pillow" made my heart race, but touching it made my heart race even faster. The sensation of softly sticking to the skin-like texture...the polyester tight skirt. It's real.

"Damn..."

About a minute passed while thinking about those things. That's right, I have to do an interview.

-The Troublesome Details

...What's your aim with this product?

"Well, not o­nly a toy for children, but we wanted it to also be a product for adults."

It was aimed at males from their late teens to early twenties, but it seems like there has also been quite a reaction from males in their 30s to 50s or 60s. Or at least that's what I thought.

...What were some problem points?

"There's a small notch in the leg part; the plastic construction for this was quite difficult."

It's because of this notch that you can take the skirt o­n and off.

"The people at the plant asked me why we couldn't simply just cover it up with a flared skirt, but I couldn't agree to that."

This product is trouble. Surely there are some other troublesome details.

"Our opinions were divided between thinking it would be better to make the stomach fat or thin. We decided o­n making it fat."

That's right. I answered completely based o­n my personal preferences.

...Wait a minute, can't you see the panties?

"Not from a normal angle."

Right, that's because I'm peeking inside.

-It's for healing

One thing Mr. Ikarashi wanted to appeal to me was the healing powers of this product.

"Not 'it's nasty,' but 'it's pleasent.'"

According to a survey collected by Mr. Ikarashi himself, the image associated with the lap pillow is "relief." Not excitement.

The "Lap Pillow" is an ultra-fine healing good.



Inspired by:
http://portal.nifty.com/koneta04/11/12/02/

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Anonymous
14.11.04, 18:09
I was just thinking the other day how I remember watching tv with my mom on the couch while my head was in her lap. Is there any more safe feeling than that?
Anonymous
14.11.04, 20:31
This is the kind of thing I would have to hide when mom visits there is no way I could explain these legs just laying around.
zmcnulty
14.11.04, 21:32
Just tell her, "Not 'it's nasty,' but 'it's pleasent."
I'm sure she'll understand.
Anonymous
14.11.04, 21:43
It'd be nice if there was an accessory like an arm you could put around your head or neck. It'd be even nicer if the arm was battery operated and ran its fingers through your hair, assuming you had hair. II suppose if you were bald, the hand could rub your bald head. Perhaps they could work it so that the hand emitted some kind of hair-growth oil that encouraged the re-growth of hair on your bald head. A bit like "Soul glow", from that Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America" - ahh who can forget, "just let your SOUL GLOW" ... and classic lines like "If a man wants to call himself Mewhummed Ali, GODAMMIT this is a free country he should be called MEWHUMMED ALI!!". But then perhaps that Soul Glow stuff wouldn't have worked for bald people. Perhaps it might've done something for gents going bald who are desperately doing the "comb-over", yeah you know what I mean, sweeping ANY excess hair onto the top. C'mon guys who're u kidding? Well, nevertheless, an arm attachment would be great. Kudos to the Japanese who are the inventors of everything efficient yet everything twisted and bizarre.
Anonymous
14.11.04, 22:20
Now attribute human interaction to lifeless purethane foam. Next step ? Some cheap voice recordings "I love you" or "You are my best friend" a la Barbie/whatever dolls. Now the other dude even has a wireless hugging torso, this is getting sick with every second passed.
Hugging pillows in sailor moon form with vaginas now abound all over asia (ex China I hope), at least Chinesse are trying to fight pr0n and degradation of youth, with mixed results. Japs I believe have the sickiest sex fantasies, soon robotic sex slaves will be common. Maybe they will create some "next step Wifi / cellphone enabled sex intercourse"; why not, if you can Wifi a hug, for the bussy executive lifestyle, male/female sex dolls couples for long distance screwing, lol. Just dial and engage in safest sex possible. (small print: use only original brand cleaner and lubricant with the doll).

Who needs to buy "used schoolgirls panties" from vending machines? We got WiFi.
Anonymous
14.11.04, 23:34
If you're this desperate for affection, please, just ask someone out.
Anonymous
14.11.04, 23:52
If you're that desperate for attention, there may be a good reason. If you ask someone out, you'll only get rejected. Plastic legs are your only refuge. Go get 'em tiger.
Anonymous
15.11.04, 06:33
Okay, I think I need a boyfriend's arm pillow and a girlfriend's lap pillow. I'll lay my head on her soft "fat" stomach and put his heavy arm around my neck. I'll never have to talk to a real person.

It's pleasant!
Anonymous
15.11.04, 06:41
At some point Sex Dolls will cross the line will cross the line of being 'good enough' to serve men in a domestic capacity, they will be expensive enough to become a fairly crass status symbol, at which point there will be a brief but highly mediagenic vogue for teenage girls to dress up as and imitate these fetish toys.

These pink monkeys, so strange.
Anonymous
15.11.04, 10:30
Chobits?
Anonymous
15.11.04, 12:40
^
No
Anonymous
15.11.04, 16:34
I'd settle for a voice recording that repeats endlessly "It's not your fault"
Anonymous
15.11.04, 21:01
Check out the picture of the creepy guy with a tie next to the pillow.
Anonymous
22.11.04, 19:22
now i saw everything.
hey yo check out the guy feeling up on the pillow, :)
Anonymous
24.11.04, 11:47
No thanks I got the real thing, nice lives anyways.
Anonymous
24.11.04, 12:39
They're gonna need to invent a "tranquilizing pillow" to calm down the "healing" effects on the dudes that use this "lap pillow".
nicole
14.12.04, 12:44
how do you buy one of these things
syn668
05.01.05, 14:32
anybody have a clue how I can order one of these? It would really help a lot if the site were in English. Send any info to syndochrist@hotmail.com.
Thanx
jbbobo8
26.07.05, 02:08
Anyone know how to order it?
luca
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